Mind you, this was only a 2cl sample from an Xmas calendar provided by Cadenhead's in Odense, Denmark. No idea how the entire bottle would evolve.
Harsh, fruity, sour. Lots of lemon, cheap beer, a hint of apple, and a grain or two of white sugar.
With water and time a hint of wood and cheap coffee appears, but it doesn't hide the beer and lemon notes. They just clash instead.
Basically the same as the nose, lemon, beer, and extremely harsh.
Water and time makes it even worse, since the harshness becomes overpowering. The coffee doesn't help either, the lemon just clashes with it.
Thankfully rather short. But when you add water, it unfortunately gets longer.