It’s easy to say it’s boring, safe, pedestrian. But it’s amazing how few distilleries can achieve a whisky like this.
Ah, macallan, the whipping boy of the whisky world. Too posh to be forgiven like Johnnie Walker for their overpriced offerings. Too successful to at building an empire from the ground up and aligning and making a brand synonymous with the perception of quality. So easy to hate, so easy to be jealous of, so easy to overlook. When the world wants punk rock, Michelin stared ego-wanking chefs, extreme flavours and esoteric and niche as a badge of honour it’s the old guard you chuck rocks at just to virtue signal that you’re cool and cutting edge and - an idiot.
Let’s be honest, most of us drink whisky because it is fulfilling, sensory, rewarding, relaxing, joyous and uplifting. It’s soothes our weary bones, make conversation flow more smoothly, takes the edge off a long day and slows down time. It’s a miracle liquid. And The Macallan has its share of magical bottles, more than we’d perhaps care to admit sometimes.
I tried Rare Cask recently for the first time. It’s expensive. It’s very, very smooth and refined. It isn’t challenging but in the same way that a Rolls Royce isn’t sporty. It was a lovely dram. I’ve yet to swim further up stream at Macallan but this really ticks all the distillery characteristics off one by one. Sherry - bags of it. Wood - beautiful carpentry. Unctuous spices - like walking through a bazaar. Balance - perfectly poised. It’s not exciting in the least, but you know what, I loved it. Loved it. Boring, smooth, silky, cocoa and sherry all over the palate. A bottle of this would go very quickly between friends and maybe that’s the point of something like this. To have something that doesn’t challenge because its mission is something else entirely.
Great whisky can be many different things to many different people but something like the Rare Cask will easily please a lot of them. Would I buy it? Hmm, probably not, but that doesn’t mean it’s not still a winner. If they ripped open its Savile Row shirt and put some hair on its chest and bottled it at 55% it would be an Oliver Reed or Richard Burton, as it stands it’s very much a Roger Moore, we all say how we didn’t like his Bond but we all secretly still loved him.